Heyyyy y’all! So in case you haven’t noticed already, we’re just dicking around and don’t really have our shit together—and that’s the whole point! We’re working out our perfectionist tendencies here by posting this all-over-the-place podcast.
Episode 1: Spandex is Not a Human Right
Summary: Is it ever okay to wear bike shorts to the office? Should ‘flesh’ colored fabrics be outlawed? What about hirsute outerwear? Allison and Kristine take on the global problem of fast penis fashion, and more.
Before you hit that play button, pardon our dust and know we (Allison) is klutzy with technology and we both have some work to do in the interrupting department. Plus we forgot to introduce ourselves or state the name of the podcast. Ooopsie. We’ll do better next time. In the meantime, we think you’ll enjoy watching our antics. Because this video contains LEWD GESTURES and a live demonstration of the reference desk one-eyed snake Kristine mentioned in last week’s post, you might want to watch instead of listen.
Topics discussed: horrible thumb-hole things, spandex, jock straps, cosplay, camel toes, crotch sweat, double standards, bike short shaming, turtlenecking, sticky under boob skin, dick pics, Dick Sisters merch, crochet ball sacks, and more!
A few quotes:
“If I can't tell whether you are pantsless or wearing yoga pants from a 10 meter distance, that's the same amount of space you should keep between yourself and a downed power line . . . that’s a fucking problem.”
“I think we just solved the pants problem.”
“Oh my God, Ellis is going to bring the fucking crochet ball thing again.”
“I am getting dick pics sent to me every day.”
Thanks for hanging out with us while we work out the kinks in our enormous wangs.
Yours in peen and the small screen,
Allison & Kristine
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