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Allison & Kristine

Well, up-and-coming filmographer, and recent Occidental College grad, Maxwell Brown, pushes the boundaries on male nudity in his new short film, The Taxidermy of Man (2025).

Spoiler Alert/Content Warning: There’s a pretty graphic dick amputation in this film, so if you watch, heed the Boy Scout motto and Be Prepared! Tune in and learn about Max’s inspiration for the film, what it means to be “taxidermies” and how his film dissects important issues around masculinity, sexuality and identity.

Yours in peen and the silver screen,

Allison & Kristine

Ponder these questions all you want because none of them were asked or answered in in our latest podcast with fashion snob David Garrett. Instead we dive deep into Spandex (again), swimwear, dick dazzling (penazzling?) layering, fashion icons, and more!

Special thanks to Lizzie Friedrich for the video editing assistance and also for digging up some awe-inspiring fashionista photos of David. Have a look!

We’re thrilled to welcome guest star Dr. James Kuan, Seattle-based board certified urologist and penile prothesis sexpert— and (spoiler alert!) — he swears he’s never lost a foreign object up his pee pee hole.

Thanks for listening!

Yours in injury-free peens,

Allison & Kristine

We can’t tell you how thrilled we are to have the opportunity to speak with guest star Sarah Adelman this week. If you’re not already familiar with Sarah’s work, allow us to introduce you to the most amazing writer, performer, artist, stand-up comic and OVERACHIEVING SPERM BANK SCIENTIST OF ALL TIME!

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In this episode, we’ll get into all things semen-related, including masturbation station etiquette, the best month to get a vasectomy, and more. Have a listen, and enjoy!

Yours in peen and little swimmers,

Allison & Kristine

Thanks for your patience as we rise from two writers just dicking around to YouTube influencers figuring out how to launch a podcast.

We’re excited about our upcoming episodes with urologist Dr. Keith Lloyd, men’s fashion expert David Garrett, and sperm afficionado and comedian Sarah Adelman.

Got an idea for a future podcast? Get in touch with us at thedicksisters@gmail.com

We’re thrilled you’re here!

Yours in massive discussion-worthy peens,

Allison & Kristine

Episode 1: Spandex is Not a Human Right

Summary: Is it ever okay to wear bike shorts to the office? Should ‘flesh’ colored fabrics be outlawed? What about hirsute outerwear? Allison and Kristine take on the global problem of fast penis fashion, and more.

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Before you hit that play button, pardon our dust and know we (Allison) is klutzy with technology and we both have some work to do in the interrupting department. Plus we forgot to introduce ourselves or state the name of the podcast. Ooopsie. We’ll do better next time. In the meantime, we think you’ll enjoy watching our antics. Because this video contains LEWD GESTURES and a live demonstration of the reference desk one-eyed snake Kristine mentioned in last week’s post, you might want to watch instead of listen.

Topics discussed: horrible thumb-hole things, spandex, jock straps, cosplay, camel toes, crotch sweat, double standards, bike short shaming, turtlenecking, sticky under boob skin, dick pics, Dick Sisters merch, crochet ball sacks, and more!

A few quotes:

“If I can't tell whether you are pantsless or wearing yoga pants from a 10 meter distance, that's the same amount of space you should keep between yourself and a downed power line . . . that’s a fucking problem.”

“I think we just solved the pants problem.”

“Oh my God, Ellis is going to bring the fucking crochet ball thing again.”

“I am getting dick pics sent to me every day.”

Thanks for hanging out with us while we work out the kinks in our enormous wangs.

Yours in peen and the small screen,

Allison & Kristine